Jack 30

His name isn’t Jack, his real name is arabic but he learnt early on that arabic names aren’t popular in Australia.  So he picked the most aussie name he could find, Jack.  Originally from Jordan, he’s just one of the many young arabic men I’ve met over the last couple of years.

Hard working, dedicated to improving the quality of his life, a little patriarchal and chauvinistic but generally  well intentioned and, in a surprisingly cool way, well mannered.

I met him one night at a Saints and Sinners Ball.  He was obviously a body builder and had muscles ripping on muscles.  My approach was straightforward  “you darl, are gorgeous!”

He bowed a thankyou and sashayed off into the heaving night.  Of course he wasn’t interested in me – such a gorgeous hardworking young thing.  I saw him bouncing on some sweet young thing later in the night, his bum a wonder to behold.

If you’ve never been to a Saints and Sinners ball –  there is lots of public sex, on the stage, on the dance floor, in various lounges and on tables, lots of sex.  And lots of naked and near naked bodies – its an experience let me tell you.

At 2 am I decided it was time I headed home and as I changed out of my safe but sexy negligee, there he was.  We smiled and chatted about the night.

“Would I like his number, would I like to go out sometime”

I couldn’t believe he was asking but i said yes and gave him my phone  – “Jack”.  I laughed and asked him for his real name – he said Jack would do.

Jack held my arm and walked me to my car, politely said goodbye and left.

I rang him a couple of weeks later and we arranged to go out – but not as a couple – he made that very clear that he wasn’t interested but as partners to an event.  Was i interested?

“Yes” I said and I became Jacks partner at some of Melbourne wildest swinger events.  Just like that I was a regular  in a world I had only ever heard of.

Wet on Wellington, has to be experienced to be believed as does Attungas and Debauchery.

True Blue and 52

He responded to my OK cupid profile

“Hello, I’m not your type but I wanted to say you are gorgeous”.

I read his profile, he was right, he wasn’t my type, well not my type for an ongoing relationship but boy was he my type for a play toy’.

We chatted for a couple of weeks and the conversation turned quickly to sex.  He promised me untold joy, I was a complete mess when he sent me this pic.

What a Pony!

He cancelled our first hook up – an hour after telling me we were all good – some family drama blew up.

We didn’t talk for months, he made contact a couple of times but it never eventuated.

We are talking now and hes offered me a ride again.  I’m dreaming of the day I get to play with this man.

Random Stranger

It was Friday night when I received a message.  

                                                          “Hi  Babe its Paul”

I hate it when I’m called Babe, but I responded thinking it was one of the guys I had recently given my number too.

“What you doing to night” he asked and we started a good 1/2 hour text convo on all things about life, the universe and meeting up.

He asked me to send him a photo – which I did – his response   “Hot”

He sent one of himself – I didn’t recognise him at all,  I’d never seen him or contacted him ever.  “Darl how did you get my number, I’ve never met you before?”

“Ýou gave it to me at the gym”he said

“No darl I didn’t”

“You want to meet up anyway – your still hot”

And that is how I met Paul, 32 , covered in tats and working as a bouncer.

Lifes so funny.

 

 

Love Button likes to update her profile and her pics

There comes a time in every woman’s life when Mother Nature stands behind us and wraps her arms around our shoulders and starts to whisper:

“It’s time. You can stop growing up, stop growing older and start growing wiser and wilder.”

Mother Nature shook me then and reminded me that I’ve done my bit. I’ve given enough, cared enough, conformed enough. I’ve bought the book, as it were, and worn the t-shirt.

And she reminded me that it was time to stop caring what other people think of me and instead care about what I think of me!

‘It’s time’ she said “to write the ending, or new beginning, of my own story.”

So here I am, looking for a big boy with a pen!

AND SOME STUFF ABOUT ME.

I make the broken look beautiful and I wear my life wounds like a majestic pair of wings.

I am a delicate little flower but made so strong that storms don’t phase me.

I’m a woman who know how to be happy even when I’m sad. And that’s important.

I’m not afraid.

Work, mortgage, exercise, health, same old same old…

Being in love with my life, every goddam minute of it. It’s my trail and I intend to blaze it and blaze it good.
Being in love with myself. I think of how I’d like to be loved and make it happen for myself.
Being in love with a partner. I’m really ready to love someone like there is no tomorrow and to show it all.
Being in love with my home. Never mind the things I don’t like about it, I’m pouring some sparkle on what I have and it will make all the difference.
Being in love with my family. None of us are perfect but they are my blood and my history, and I need them in my life.
Being in love with my job. Actually I hate it but it’s time to flip that and look at all the positives and be thankful I have what I have. If I can’t, then I’m going to change it, life’s too short.
Being in love with being in love. I am about creating a life full of friendships and sloppy kisses and squashy hugs. It’s food for the soul.

My favourite saying
I’m not needy, I’m wanty

I’m not normal in the average sort of way women are normal.

Life is too short to blend and fade into the background. To compromise and squeeze into boxes that weren’t made for me and don’t fit me.

Life is too short to thrash out all my quirks and unique qualities and smooth down my edges until I’m bland and acceptable.

Life was made to be stretched and evolved not to smother and oppress.

There is no ceiling to the happiness you can feel and no end to the limits you can reach.

Burn brightly, sparkle fiercely, live loudly.

Most of all be you. You are not only enough, you are a whole new level of enough. You are you and no one is quite like you.

I don’t do typical – I do play, I do dinner, I do entertainment, i do friends, I do rest – but never do i do typical

You play well, you are intelligent, well balanced, dedicated to growing, employed.
You want to lend me your pen.

Dont call me babe

Mick_TRooster

 50Melbourne59% Match
My self-summary
Honest and funny fun to be around Not a full member I can’t see who likes me. If u want to know me pls messega.
What I’m doing with my life
Nothing much I do mainly come home cooking cleaning sleep and work I need someone to brighten up my days.
I’m really good at
Working and travelling
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ghost. Love kebabs
Six things I could never do without
Coffee work holiday and making love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My dream lady
His message:

How to disappear

  • Hi Beautiful 🙂
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 8
  • How are you doing?
  • You are incredibly good looking wg
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 8
  • What a fab smile you have
  • Thank you.
    I’m Lukas, what’s the name?
  • I’m Red, nice to meet you Lukas. Lovely horse, yours?
  • Nice meeting you too.
  • No Mum owns the horse
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 8
  • You look so beautiful in your picture
  • And quite younger than your age.
  • What am I to say to that, I’m middle aged and it shows, I have wrinkles and grey hair and work hard to stave off the inevitable effects of ageing.
  • I think you look pretty good for a 51 year old.
  • Where are you from Red?
  • Thanks, I’m in xxxxxx, 2 kms from the beach and yourself?
  • I’m from Utah in the United States and I’m currently in Southbank.
  • Mum is French while Dad is American. What’s your background?
  • Are you visiting?
  • I’m here for work.
  • I’m a Project Engineer and I oversee the construction of high rise buildings.
  • The company I work for plans to extend it’s services to Australia and I will be be one in charge of the Australia office.
  • We having a conference meeting on how to make this a success here in Melbourne, so I’m here with my colleagues.
  • I would be moving here fully.
  • Did you put your hand up for this assignment?
  • To melbourne
  • Well we certainly are giving you a taste of out weather. Melbourne is known for its fickle weather 27 degrees to 17 is pretty standard.
  • No I didn’t but I knew I was going to get an assignment like this soon.
  • I have been working for the company for 20 years now.
  • That’s a big ask for you, Would you want to relocate to the other side of the world. Melbourne is so far from everywhere
  • Where in the USA are you based
  • I’m based in Salt Lake City, Utah.
  • Sincerely, I’m happy with this move.
  • Does that make you a morman?
  • Since my divorce got finalized, I have always wanted to reloacte.
  • No I’m not a Mormon
  • None of my business buts that the only thing I know about Salt Lake City except for the song
  • Well melb is a very liveable city, what sport do you like
  • I know, thats what the city is popularly known for.
  • I like soccer and I also love a mean game of pool
  • What about you?
  • Rowing, karate, mma, boxing, motorcycle racing, hockey
  • I hope you don’t end up kicking my ass too hard if have a connection 😁
  • And that kills me unfortunately
  • When is the decision to relocate likely
  • I’m just about to go to a party have a good night and keep in contact, how long are you in Melbourne for??
  • I would be moving fully by the end of this month because work needs to get started here asap.
  • I will be here for about 2 weeks right now.
  • Would be glad if you send me a message when you are back.
  • Have fun
  • Hello, so it was a quick party, home now
  • Where will you live when you move to melb
  • The company would pay for a place of my choice.
  • Nice so all you have to decide on is the type of life you want to live, melb has distinct areas and lifestyles
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 9
  • Yes
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 9
  • Sorry, doveymaninabag no longer has an account.

Persistence doesn’t always pay

jimmyboy8407

33Preston57% Match

My self-summary
Genuine Cheeky easy going fella that loves a bit of banter and stirring 🙂
What I’m doing with my life
Plumber by Trade , going on 10 years now and enjoying it
I’m really good at
Spilling either food or Alcohol on myself, Need a bib half the time lol, That’s why ive stopped wearing white Tees out lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Love my food! Anything but Anchovies , gross! Really enjoy my house music , nothing like good chillout sessions
Six things I could never do without
Food, friends, Music, PassPort, Company, and Affection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Next Holiday, Who doesnt crave one !
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends on the mood really, either a night in bumming around on the couch or heading out for a beer or 2
You should message me if
If you like what you see
  •   Goodmorning 🙂
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 19, 2016
  • Good morning handsome and what you up too
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 19, 2016
  • Im just waking up hun ☺
  • Nice pics Btw 👍
  • What are you up too?
  • Have a good one
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 19, 2016
  • You too
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 19, 2016
  • Hi again 🙂
  • Hello how’s your night going
  • Pretty good and yours?
  • Great about to go on a date
  • Sounds good 😉
  • Yes very keen sex and ufc my fav date
  • Haha
  • Nice
  • How was last night?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 20, 2016
  • Great actually
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 20, 2016
  • Good to hear
    Sex and UFC?
  • Perfect right the only way to spend a session
  • Nice !
  • Sex is great
  • Yes I agree
  • And your spunky ☺
  • You d know I’m 20 years older than you
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 20, 2016
  • yeah i know that 🙂
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 20, 2016
  • Just think your beautiful thats all
  • Be nice to give you a kiss

  • Would you be interested in getting together?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 21, 2016
  • Sure but very busy this weekend , out of town but happy to meet up next weekend
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 21, 2016
  • Thats fine with me
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 21, 2016
  • You look tall 🙂
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 21, 2016
  • I am interested in some TLC
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 21, 2016
  • Gosh I’m not tall, only 5,2 and yourself
  • Im 5″8 hun
  • Bit taller hehe
  • But your a cutie though ☺
  • Thankyou what a nice thing to say
  • Your welcome
  • Would you like me to come over and see you sometime 🙂
  • Maybe, maybe we could meet for a drink first to see if we click
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 22, 2016
  • Im sure we would anyways
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 22, 2016
  • Always good to check first
  • I can assure you im no weirdo, Just want some sensual fun thats all
  • 😄
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 22, 2016
  • I dont know who you’ve come across but i guess you’ve had some awkward experiences
  • I’ve had some funny crazy dates that’s for sure suffice to say that it’s better to meet first
  • I reckon you’d be a pocket rocket in bed 🙂
  • LOL that made me laugh a pocket rocket very funny and I go off like a frog in a sock
  • Haha nice 🙂 so do i x
  • I love sex
  • Would definitely love your legs over my shoulders
  • One of my favourite positions.
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 23, 2016
  • Mine too
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 23, 2016
  • Mmmm
  • Or having you on all fours while i go deep into you 🙂
  • What do you enjoy doing to the man?
  • Doggie is great, love it
  • Sounds hot x
  • Well I’d love to make it happen 🙂
  • oh how delightful. I’m not a one night stand person, I like to get to know people and spend quality time together.
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 23, 2016
  • Me neither i like ongoing
  • Thats what i prefer
  • I eventually want children but for now its about sensual fun times
  • Bang. Exactually
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 24, 2016
  • Xx  , i haven’t got you’re name yet?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 24, 2016
  • I’m Red I gather your Jim or is that james
  • It’s james 🙂
  • I like that name, so James would you like to meet up
  • Well id Prefer to have some fun Red if thats ok
  • At least im being Honest
  • Online fun, inperson fun, sorry I’m lost
  • In person fun love, thats what i mean
  • Im a great kisser aswell
  • So would you like to meet up and see if we click and actually have any attraction to each other given the 20 year difference?
  • Well honestly whats the difference ?
  • Whats their to click about ? Im not going to propose to you. . Its just casual fun times
  • Ok so that’s a no then? No probs
  • So in other words i want me to leave you alone?
  • I guess so 🙂
  • Best of luck then
  • Sorry I was off line. I think you are very attractive and I am turned on by you BUT I’ve met guys before and gone No way. Also I’m 20 years older than you, you might actually feel the same way if we meet. You might go no way. I don’t want one nighters, I hate that, it’s always ugly so I like to meet, I like to establish that it’s a mutual attraction and that potential ongoing fun is likely
  • Yeah i understand hun , i think we could have great ongoing sex
  • I won’t know till I meet you and ……kiss you
  • Are you a good kisser?
  • Yes I get very into kissing
  • Mouths have to match
  • I like that 🙂

    Im always clean shaven downstairs, smooth cock and balls
  • Good man I’d expect too
  • I’m a redhead
  • I take it you enjoy sucking cock 🙂
  • Redhead .. nice
  • I love a good booty, nothing hotter
  • 🙂
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 24, 2016
  • Prefer natural or condom hun
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 24, 2016
  • Condoms are a necessary evil, I’m afraid
  • Thats ok , i can ejaculate on you if i like
  • Depends where you like it too
  • I like cumming on the tits or stomach
  • Good to know, darl I’m heading to bed to get out of this cold, good night
  • Sleep well hun x
  • Cant wait to have your booty
  • Hi there
  • Hi darl sorry been at training
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 27, 2016
  • That’s alright babe
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 27, 2016
  • That ass in the pic is hot 🙂
  • Thanks really, it’s hot? Good to know
  • Yep 🙂
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 28, 2016
  • Wish it was on me bouncing 🙂

    I want to slide in deep
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 28, 2016
  • Wana fool around?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 28, 2016
  • I tried making a date with you and you turned me down remember
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 28, 2016
  • I never turned you down , i said i was happy just for sex , not a date
  • Got to meet first see if we click, not going straight into sex – been there done that and regretted it for weeks
  • I’m not talking hours of time – talk in a drink at a bar orcoffee
  • He obviously didn’t know how to make u cum 🙂
  • I’d use my tongue downstairs x
  • Actually he stunk
  • Thats not on at all, must have good hygiene, i always keep clean
  • I always wear deodorant and aftershave
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 28, 2016
  • Hi there 🙂
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Nov 11, 2016
  • Hi stranger x
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Nov 12, 2016
  • You are unbelievably handsome just a shame there’s 20 years between us
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Nov 13, 2016
  • Well thankyou hunni , xx you’re a bit of alright too 😉
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Nov 13, 2016
  • Hi 🙂
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Dec 1, 2016
  • hows your day going?
    Sent Dec 1, 2016
  • Pretty good thanks and yours?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Dec 1, 2016

    😘
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Dec 2, 2016

    Goodevening x
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Dec 5, 2016
  • Good evening lovely how are you tonight
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Dec 5, 2016
  • Pretty good babe just relaxing , you’ve got those lips i just want to kiss ☺😘
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Dec 5, 2016
  • Hot pic in the Red dress.. Yum 😉
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Dec 5, 2016
  • Would you like to have a kiss hun?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Dec 5, 2016
  • Nice, great line re lips and yes that dress is bang
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Dec 5, 2016
  • Looks hot 🙂
  • With you sweet man absolutely
  • Yummy x
    want that body on me
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Dec 5, 2016

Andy

  • Hi Miss Button
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • Hello mr Adp
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 7
  • Haha. You can call me Andy
  • Hi Andy, I’m Miss button or Love
  • First name Love?
  • How are you today?
  • Why not, nah it’s Red. I’m good and you
  • Hey little Red. Ready for the weekend?
  • Yes still at work and working tomorrow as well
  • What do you do for work that keeps you so late Miss Red?
  • I work in the arts
  • And we have a performance tonight
  • Ah nice. Actress?
  • Musician?

    What you do ?
  • I’m work inFilm and Television
  • That sounds interesting- what do you work on
  • I’m a freelancer. Films and drama series
  • Oh I’m currently in a jazz bar listening to music theatre
  • Nice babe. All dressed up for the night?
  • But you know all about long hours
  • That I do.
  • So what are You doing tonight mr Andy
  • I’m having a quiet night relaxing on the couch
  • Track pants on and a scotch in my hand
  • For some reason. That sounds incredibly sexy
  • Ah…..does it?
  • Warm scotch on my lips
  • It might be because I’m listening to some great singers
  • Haha. So not me here in my tracksuit pants with no underpants then?
  • Ooh I just got a visual, you wild thing you
  • Good visual?
  • With your musical soundtrack
  • Great visual, you wearing a t shirt
  • Yes I am
  • What are you wearing babe?
  • Tight blue jeans and a soft transparent red top
  • And my name badge
  • And I’m not wearing undies either
  • Ooooh. So your arse looks good with no pantyline?
  • That is sexy
  • I hate vpl
  • Me too
  • Nice to feel the jeans against your arse ?
  • I don’t know – you’ll have to test it and tell me if it feels nice
  • Mmmmm
  • Run my hands over your arse?
  • Something about you makes me feel like a dangerous woman
  • Lean back against me
  • Sorry my show just finished so it’s been madness for the last 25 minutes
     
  • That’s ok babe
  • I was just imagining……..
  • Would you give me your phone number and I’ll call you on my way home
  • Sure Red. 04xxxxxxxx
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 7

    OUR DATE

    We met in a bar in Hampton.  He was tall,  intelligent, easy to talk too. We discussed his ambition to work in Hollywood, how poor he was and how difficult it was to find decent affordable accommodation in Melbourne.

I paid for the drinks.

He walked me to my car and we kissed, Nice but nothing explosive.  We chatted on and off for a couple of weeks.  We just couldn’t seem to find the time to get together again.  I haven’t heard from him since early May and its now August.

 

William

  • Him:  I love everything about you . You really caught my attention after reading your profile.. how are you doing? I am Williams and I want to compliment your beauty. Hope we can get to know each other better, feel free to chat
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 5
  • You so didn’t read my profile
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • Why did you say so?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • Because if you read my profile you would know that I know you haven’t read it
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • I read through that story and I was to ask you if that really happened to you?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • I must say you are a great writer
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • Don’t you want to meet someone outside the country
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • How will I actually meet you
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • When we get to know each other, if there is a chemistry we can meet up in your country. Getting a flight down to Australia to meet my happiness is nothing and I know same applies to you too. We can make reservations in any location of your choice. We can meet in an unknown city if you wish. But I am open to any possibility
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • Warren what do you do for work, did you vote at the last election and if so who for, do you have children, how long were you married, what are the three things you regret not doing to save your marriage, what’s your view of love and commitment, what’s your view of sharing wealth
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • I am a fulfilled man. Hard working. A business owner. My name is Williams now Warren. Yes I did vote and I voted for Clinton. Yes I have a daughter. Her name is Sarah and she is 12yrs old. It might interest you to know I lost my wife 6yrs ago and never been married afterwards. There is no regret whatsoever of things I did or did not do in my marriage. My marriage was a happy one and my if my wife was still alive I bet she will be the most happiest woman on planet earth. Wealth is something we all live for and we will all die leaving it behind. Though I have been quite successful in my endeavor I don’t allow wealth over rule my decision or intention about people.
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • I share wealth with whom I love and cherish
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • Sorry, willyjobby no longer has an account.

I want to do naughty things

  • FreshPrince0101

    26 years old

    Him:  😱😱 is it bad that I want to do naughty things with you 😈😈😈
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 3

    nah – natural but I am a little tooo old for you love
    Sent Apr 3
  • Nooooo you’re not hun… you are way too sexy 😈😈 … i Like it 😏😏
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 3
  • I am baby – far too old for you
    Sent Apr 3
  • Not at all babe… i think we could have a lot of fun 😈😈
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 3
  • I wanna squeeze that butt 😏
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 3
  • I saw the butt photo on your profile – so you like big butts?
    Sent Apr 3
  • I love all the curves on a woman… but im definitely an ass man
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 3
  • I bet you have a great ass babe 😈😈
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 3
  • Hmmm do you use kik sexy?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 3
  • Omg that new pic is driving me crazy!
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • Lol, you are a funny young man and my bum rocks
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • I bet it does babe … i want to grab it 😈 … do you like having it licked? 🙈🙈
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • Yes
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • Mmmm i love licking a nice ass baby 😍😍😍 I want to taste yours so bad 😏😏
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • Hold onto that thought
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • Whys that? 😜
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • Coz it’s as close as you will get, I Gould be your mama
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • Good night
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • Haha that’s exaggerating lol
    I think you are so damn sexy babe… i want to taste you so bad!!
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • Sorry, FreshPrince0101 no longer has an account.