How to disappear

  • Hi Beautiful 🙂
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 8
  • How are you doing?
  • You are incredibly good looking wg
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 8
  • What a fab smile you have
  • Thank you.
    I’m Lukas, what’s the name?
  • I’m Red, nice to meet you Lukas. Lovely horse, yours?
  • Nice meeting you too.
  • No Mum owns the horse
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 8
  • You look so beautiful in your picture
  • And quite younger than your age.
  • What am I to say to that, I’m middle aged and it shows, I have wrinkles and grey hair and work hard to stave off the inevitable effects of ageing.
  • I think you look pretty good for a 51 year old.
  • Where are you from Red?
  • Thanks, I’m in xxxxxx, 2 kms from the beach and yourself?
  • I’m from Utah in the United States and I’m currently in Southbank.
  • Mum is French while Dad is American. What’s your background?
  • Are you visiting?
  • I’m here for work.
  • I’m a Project Engineer and I oversee the construction of high rise buildings.
  • The company I work for plans to extend it’s services to Australia and I will be be one in charge of the Australia office.
  • We having a conference meeting on how to make this a success here in Melbourne, so I’m here with my colleagues.
  • I would be moving here fully.
  • Did you put your hand up for this assignment?
  • To melbourne
  • Well we certainly are giving you a taste of out weather. Melbourne is known for its fickle weather 27 degrees to 17 is pretty standard.
  • No I didn’t but I knew I was going to get an assignment like this soon.
  • I have been working for the company for 20 years now.
  • That’s a big ask for you, Would you want to relocate to the other side of the world. Melbourne is so far from everywhere
  • Where in the USA are you based
  • I’m based in Salt Lake City, Utah.
  • Sincerely, I’m happy with this move.
  • Does that make you a morman?
  • Since my divorce got finalized, I have always wanted to reloacte.
  • No I’m not a Mormon
  • None of my business buts that the only thing I know about Salt Lake City except for the song
  • Well melb is a very liveable city, what sport do you like
  • I know, thats what the city is popularly known for.
  • I like soccer and I also love a mean game of pool
  • What about you?
  • Rowing, karate, mma, boxing, motorcycle racing, hockey
  • I hope you don’t end up kicking my ass too hard if have a connection 😁
  • And that kills me unfortunately
  • When is the decision to relocate likely
  • I’m just about to go to a party have a good night and keep in contact, how long are you in Melbourne for??
  • I would be moving fully by the end of this month because work needs to get started here asap.
  • I will be here for about 2 weeks right now.
  • Would be glad if you send me a message when you are back.
  • Have fun
  • Hello, so it was a quick party, home now
  • Where will you live when you move to melb
  • The company would pay for a place of my choice.
  • Nice so all you have to decide on is the type of life you want to live, melb has distinct areas and lifestyles
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 9
  • Yes
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 9
  • Sorry, doveymaninabag no longer has an account.

Persistence doesn’t always pay

jimmyboy8407

33Preston57% Match

My self-summary
Genuine Cheeky easy going fella that loves a bit of banter and stirring 🙂
What I’m doing with my life
Plumber by Trade , going on 10 years now and enjoying it
I’m really good at
Spilling either food or Alcohol on myself, Need a bib half the time lol, That’s why ive stopped wearing white Tees out lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Love my food! Anything but Anchovies , gross! Really enjoy my house music , nothing like good chillout sessions
Six things I could never do without
Food, friends, Music, PassPort, Company, and Affection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Next Holiday, Who doesnt crave one !
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends on the mood really, either a night in bumming around on the couch or heading out for a beer or 2
You should message me if
If you like what you see
  •   Goodmorning 🙂
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 19, 2016
  • Good morning handsome and what you up too
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 19, 2016
  • Im just waking up hun ☺
  • Nice pics Btw 👍
  • What are you up too?
  • Have a good one
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 19, 2016
  • You too
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 19, 2016
  • Hi again 🙂
  • Hello how’s your night going
  • Pretty good and yours?
  • Great about to go on a date
  • Sounds good 😉
  • Yes very keen sex and ufc my fav date
  • Haha
  • Nice
  • How was last night?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 20, 2016
  • Great actually
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 20, 2016
  • Good to hear
    Sex and UFC?
  • Perfect right the only way to spend a session
  • Nice !
  • Sex is great
  • Yes I agree
  • And your spunky ☺
  • You d know I’m 20 years older than you
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 20, 2016
  • yeah i know that 🙂
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 20, 2016
  • Just think your beautiful thats all
  • Be nice to give you a kiss

  • Would you be interested in getting together?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 21, 2016
  • Sure but very busy this weekend , out of town but happy to meet up next weekend
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 21, 2016
  • Thats fine with me
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 21, 2016
  • You look tall 🙂
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 21, 2016
  • I am interested in some TLC
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 21, 2016
  • Gosh I’m not tall, only 5,2 and yourself
  • Im 5″8 hun
  • Bit taller hehe
  • But your a cutie though ☺
  • Thankyou what a nice thing to say
  • Your welcome
  • Would you like me to come over and see you sometime 🙂
  • Maybe, maybe we could meet for a drink first to see if we click
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 22, 2016
  • Im sure we would anyways
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 22, 2016
  • Always good to check first
  • I can assure you im no weirdo, Just want some sensual fun thats all
  • 😄
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 22, 2016
  • I dont know who you’ve come across but i guess you’ve had some awkward experiences
  • I’ve had some funny crazy dates that’s for sure suffice to say that it’s better to meet first
  • I reckon you’d be a pocket rocket in bed 🙂
  • LOL that made me laugh a pocket rocket very funny and I go off like a frog in a sock
  • Haha nice 🙂 so do i x
  • I love sex
  • Would definitely love your legs over my shoulders
  • One of my favourite positions.
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 23, 2016
  • Mine too
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 23, 2016
  • Mmmm
  • Or having you on all fours while i go deep into you 🙂
  • What do you enjoy doing to the man?
  • Doggie is great, love it
  • Sounds hot x
  • Well I’d love to make it happen 🙂
  • oh how delightful. I’m not a one night stand person, I like to get to know people and spend quality time together.
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 23, 2016
  • Me neither i like ongoing
  • Thats what i prefer
  • I eventually want children but for now its about sensual fun times
  • Bang. Exactually
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 24, 2016
  • Xx  , i haven’t got you’re name yet?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 24, 2016
  • I’m Red I gather your Jim or is that james
  • It’s james 🙂
  • I like that name, so James would you like to meet up
  • Well id Prefer to have some fun Red if thats ok
  • At least im being Honest
  • Online fun, inperson fun, sorry I’m lost
  • In person fun love, thats what i mean
  • Im a great kisser aswell
  • So would you like to meet up and see if we click and actually have any attraction to each other given the 20 year difference?
  • Well honestly whats the difference ?
  • Whats their to click about ? Im not going to propose to you. . Its just casual fun times
  • Ok so that’s a no then? No probs
  • So in other words i want me to leave you alone?
  • I guess so 🙂
  • Best of luck then
  • Sorry I was off line. I think you are very attractive and I am turned on by you BUT I’ve met guys before and gone No way. Also I’m 20 years older than you, you might actually feel the same way if we meet. You might go no way. I don’t want one nighters, I hate that, it’s always ugly so I like to meet, I like to establish that it’s a mutual attraction and that potential ongoing fun is likely
  • Yeah i understand hun , i think we could have great ongoing sex
  • I won’t know till I meet you and ……kiss you
  • Are you a good kisser?
  • Yes I get very into kissing
  • Mouths have to match
  • I like that 🙂

    Im always clean shaven downstairs, smooth cock and balls
  • Good man I’d expect too
  • I’m a redhead
  • I take it you enjoy sucking cock 🙂
  • Redhead .. nice
  • I love a good booty, nothing hotter
  • 🙂
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 24, 2016
  • Prefer natural or condom hun
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 24, 2016
  • Condoms are a necessary evil, I’m afraid
  • Thats ok , i can ejaculate on you if i like
  • Depends where you like it too
  • I like cumming on the tits or stomach
  • Good to know, darl I’m heading to bed to get out of this cold, good night
  • Sleep well hun x
  • Cant wait to have your booty
  • Hi there
  • Hi darl sorry been at training
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 27, 2016
  • That’s alright babe
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 27, 2016
  • That ass in the pic is hot 🙂
  • Thanks really, it’s hot? Good to know
  • Yep 🙂
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 28, 2016
  • Wish it was on me bouncing 🙂

    I want to slide in deep
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 28, 2016
  • Wana fool around?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 28, 2016
  • I tried making a date with you and you turned me down remember
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 28, 2016
  • I never turned you down , i said i was happy just for sex , not a date
  • Got to meet first see if we click, not going straight into sex – been there done that and regretted it for weeks
  • I’m not talking hours of time – talk in a drink at a bar orcoffee
  • He obviously didn’t know how to make u cum 🙂
  • I’d use my tongue downstairs x
  • Actually he stunk
  • Thats not on at all, must have good hygiene, i always keep clean
  • I always wear deodorant and aftershave
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Jun 28, 2016
  • Hi there 🙂
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Nov 11, 2016
  • Hi stranger x
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Nov 12, 2016
  • You are unbelievably handsome just a shame there’s 20 years between us
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Nov 13, 2016
  • Well thankyou hunni , xx you’re a bit of alright too 😉
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Nov 13, 2016
  • Hi 🙂
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Dec 1, 2016
  • hows your day going?
    Sent Dec 1, 2016
  • Pretty good thanks and yours?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Dec 1, 2016

    😘
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Dec 2, 2016

    Goodevening x
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Dec 5, 2016
  • Good evening lovely how are you tonight
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Dec 5, 2016
  • Pretty good babe just relaxing , you’ve got those lips i just want to kiss ☺😘
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Dec 5, 2016
  • Hot pic in the Red dress.. Yum 😉
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Dec 5, 2016
  • Would you like to have a kiss hun?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Dec 5, 2016
  • Nice, great line re lips and yes that dress is bang
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Dec 5, 2016
  • Looks hot 🙂
  • With you sweet man absolutely
  • Yummy x
    want that body on me
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Dec 5, 2016

William

  • Him:  I love everything about you . You really caught my attention after reading your profile.. how are you doing? I am Williams and I want to compliment your beauty. Hope we can get to know each other better, feel free to chat
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 5
  • You so didn’t read my profile
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • Why did you say so?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • Because if you read my profile you would know that I know you haven’t read it
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • I read through that story and I was to ask you if that really happened to you?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • I must say you are a great writer
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • Don’t you want to meet someone outside the country
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • How will I actually meet you
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • When we get to know each other, if there is a chemistry we can meet up in your country. Getting a flight down to Australia to meet my happiness is nothing and I know same applies to you too. We can make reservations in any location of your choice. We can meet in an unknown city if you wish. But I am open to any possibility
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • Warren what do you do for work, did you vote at the last election and if so who for, do you have children, how long were you married, what are the three things you regret not doing to save your marriage, what’s your view of love and commitment, what’s your view of sharing wealth
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • I am a fulfilled man. Hard working. A business owner. My name is Williams now Warren. Yes I did vote and I voted for Clinton. Yes I have a daughter. Her name is Sarah and she is 12yrs old. It might interest you to know I lost my wife 6yrs ago and never been married afterwards. There is no regret whatsoever of things I did or did not do in my marriage. My marriage was a happy one and my if my wife was still alive I bet she will be the most happiest woman on planet earth. Wealth is something we all live for and we will all die leaving it behind. Though I have been quite successful in my endeavor I don’t allow wealth over rule my decision or intention about people.
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • I share wealth with whom I love and cherish
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 6
  • Sorry, willyjobby no longer has an account.

I want to do naughty things

  • FreshPrince0101

    26 years old

    Him:  😱😱 is it bad that I want to do naughty things with you 😈😈😈
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 3

    nah – natural but I am a little tooo old for you love
    Sent Apr 3
  • Nooooo you’re not hun… you are way too sexy 😈😈 … i Like it 😏😏
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 3
  • I am baby – far too old for you
    Sent Apr 3
  • Not at all babe… i think we could have a lot of fun 😈😈
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 3
  • I wanna squeeze that butt 😏
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 3
  • I saw the butt photo on your profile – so you like big butts?
    Sent Apr 3
  • I love all the curves on a woman… but im definitely an ass man
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 3
  • I bet you have a great ass babe 😈😈
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 3
  • Hmmm do you use kik sexy?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 3
  • Omg that new pic is driving me crazy!
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • Lol, you are a funny young man and my bum rocks
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • I bet it does babe … i want to grab it 😈 … do you like having it licked? 🙈🙈
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • Yes
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • Mmmm i love licking a nice ass baby 😍😍😍 I want to taste yours so bad 😏😏
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • Hold onto that thought
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • Whys that? 😜
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • Coz it’s as close as you will get, I Gould be your mama
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • Good night
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • Haha that’s exaggerating lol
    I think you are so damn sexy babe… i want to taste you so bad!!
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • Sorry, FreshPrince0101 no longer has an account.

32 – and hot as socks

  • Fredericksmiles

     32Melbourne60% Match
    Him:  Hey, how are you? 🙂
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • You are too handsome, too good looking, too yummy, and too young
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • I thought that would be a good thing 🙂
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • It’s a great thing, you need a young vessel wrapped around your torso, not an old pot like me
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 4
  • And that was the end of that

My times not important it seems

  • Him:  Hi
    Sent Apr 3

    did you read my profile?
    Sent Apr 3
  • Yes, why do you ask?
    Sent Apr 3
  • so you have a one word response to my profile – wow
    Sent Apr 3
  • Not like that, just want to call your attention first
    Sent Apr 3
  • Sorry, GeorgeCunn no longer has an account.

 

BDSM everywhere you go

  • That cleavage!
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 2
  • thats a good thing right?
    Sent Apr 2
  • Yeah I’m into it.
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 2
  • Are you a sub?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 2
  • god no – but I’ll Dom you xxxx
    Sent Apr 3
  • Haha good luck trying.

    Maybe we could Dom someone together. That could be fun.

    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 3
  • I have friends who like that sort of stuff but me – im too independent
    Sent Apr 3
  • Who like what sort of stuff, specifically?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 3
  • Sorry, Frankotronic5000 no longer has an account.
ANOTHER 
JPGIAN

36Miami Beach, United States79% Match
Him:  Domme?
Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 10
Me – no response – seriously dude!
JPGIAN
79% Match

About me

They haven’t written anything yet.

Maybe they’re the silent type?

Gone

  • Hello attractive human!
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 2
  • Gorgeous photo in that black top…😍
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 2
  • you are such a sweetie
    Sent Apr 2
  • I bet you taste sweeter!
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 2
  • lol – nice and quick
    Sent Apr 2
  • Hahaha that sounded much more sexual than I anticipated 😂
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 2
  • What’s on for your evening?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 2
  • Sorry, Matt__1991 no longer has an account.

 

AND ANOTHER

  • That pic is so yummy Hun 😉
    Sent Apr 3
  • Sorry, newstartjames no longer has an account.
AND ANOTHER
  • Hello,How are you?
    Sent Jul 25
  • Sorry, DreamBigRichard no longer has an account.
AND ANOTHER
  • Hello Pretty, Wow You looking cute and great..Nice smiles you got ,,,Am new to here and am Jerry, What yours name?
    Sent Jul 25
  • Sorry, Goodmorningsoul9 no longer has an account.
AND ANOTHER
  • Hey Cute. Nice profile , My name is Jeff do you care to chat ?
    Sent Jul 31
  • Sorry, strongjeffinabox no longer has an account.

No

  • Him:  Hey do you like younger guys?
    Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 2
  • Me:   no
    Sent Apr 2
  • Sorry, islington7 no longer has an account.
AND ANOTHER 

baysbb86

 31Balmoral Park81% Match

Everyday

His message was crude and vulgar, straight to the point. “Do you wanna fuck?” – I wonder how successful that approach is for him, how often he actually lands a fish and succeeds with his four word courtation….delete.

“do you like younger men”- oh god how old is this one – 28. What is a 28 year old male wanting with a 50 year old woman, a mother? Sigh….delete.

“You have the most interesting profile I’ve read”….mmmmm – check pic, check age, read profile – ok he gets my attention.  Four messages in ‘wanna fuck?”……..Actually mate no – you’re a bogan….sigh delete.

I wanna lick your pussie, you’re hot mama, sexy mama, sexy lady, sexy sexy sexy””…….delete, delete, delete, delete, delete.

“We have lots in common” says the short fat hairy truck-driving smoking drinking biker from Hoppers Crossing… My my my – who would have thought he liked classical music, theatre and fine dining…….” fancy restaurant  – La Porcetta – no thanks”

We meet in a Bar by the Bay – it’s a beautiful night – he’s running late – (sigh) – he’s sorry, traffic, family, work.  Handsome yes but I spend the night fighting his hands…good god man get some self control.

We meet in a Bar in the City – it’s a beautiful night – he’s running late – (sigh) – he’s sorry, traffic, family, work, his phone rings all night long.

We meet for Brunch – it’s a beautiful morning – he’s running late – (sigh) – he’s sorry, traffic, family, hangover, he shorter than his profile outline and his pic weren’t current…..would I like to sit in a pub for the afternoon…….mate I don’t drink so no….can I drop him off at the pub????……sure!!!!

We meet for dinner – it’s a beautiful night – he’s running late – (sigh) – he was having a ciggie outside.   His addiction so strong that  I smell him enter the restaurant.

Can we meet at my place………..  “why a public venue”  he asks….don’t I trust him????…He wants to stick his tongue……. Where? – oh my god! …No that doesn’t turn me on.

We meet for coffee – he’s waiting for me (nice)……..its really pleasant, he’s pleasant, he texts later saying hello and if I’d like, he’d like to catch up again!

It comes naturally to him – he holds my hand when we walk along the street, he opens the door for me, his kiss is gentle and his hands respectful.

We eat fish and chips on the beach one hot December night and tell our glory day stories. This man, this man likes women, he really likes women……weeks in and we sleep together – its really nice, he says it nice, he says he wants to do that again……. and then bang he ghosts me…….I never hear from him again.

When I wake in my empty bed, my dream of love and desire still vivid, I wonder if my man exists. OK cupid!   Taking every day as an opportunity to be had.